Sunday, December 31, 2006

Fruitcake

Note
Today’s entry is very short because I was off having fun in reality most the day.


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I decided to try my hand in a fruitcake tourney, just so later I could say I gave it a go. I did even more badly then I feared I would, not making it past the third round. The first person I beat was Minkiski, that same guy I’d threatened to report for harassing another crew’s jobbers just a few days ago. I beat him fairly easily and he left without even saying good game. What bad sportsmanship is that? The second guy I fought beat me just as easily and said, “Good game,” right before I was eliminated. There’s no shame in losing to someone that’s way better than you, and he was nice about it, so it’s all good.

Right after that Tae was declaring her love of fish. I’m down to two myself because I started using them and haven’t been in any sinking blockades in a really long time.

I received a tell from Itchy telling me it was Ziggzoey’s birthday and there was a party or something that I should go if I knew her. I don’t really know her, only know she’s in Gagne’s crew and is his current woman I think. But even though I don’t know her well enough to go to her party, I thought she might still like birthday wishes from a stranger, so I sent her a tell wishing her a happy Birthday. She was gracious and simply thanked me without demanding to know who I was or anything. Some people don’t know how to react properly to kindness, but Ziggzoey isn’t one of those people. I may not know her, but she seems nice enough to me.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Parties of Love

I pillaged again today with Ace of Hearts. I seem to be making a habit out of that. If anything extraordinary happened on this pillage, I’ve forgotten what it was. Heh. I do remember Ras was there again though. And after we ported Goldz and I had a friendly rumble match. Can’t remember which of us won, but that’s not important anyway. Monty had told someone to get out of his nest during the voyage and I said I liked to call it the Love Tower and then asked Monty if he’d like to go up there with me after we port. He said he would, but he didn’t. Shame on you for teasing my emotions, Monty!

Rami’s Love ShowerIt’s been awhile since I gave a Love Shower, so I decided it was well past time for one. As is typical, I often find myself with more pieces of eight after the shower than I had before I started it. You’d think my coffers would drop from giving away the poe, but there’s always a few generous souls that give back again. I love you all.

Rami and Masee planning a partyI went to my manor to start planning my new tradition though. A party on the first Sunday of every month. This is something I’ve always wanted to do, but never had the drive to do it before. There will be prizes and such, though after spending so much on Christmas gifts I’m a bit low in the prize buying department. Don’t worry, I’ll pillage a lot this next week and save up for fabulous prizes. My parties are not only to celebrate my life filled with wonderful mates, but also the hope that each new month brings. Each new month is a chance to improve upon our lives from the previous month.

Darkquartet gets licked by RaminaAfter telling people about the party (and posting it on the flag forums) I decided to go pillaging with my own crew. Mostly because Lord Luci and Slayergurl were yelling for me to get my booty onboard. So we went in a little pillage and made a nice little sum of poe. I was licking people after we ported and Darkquartet tried to run, but I got her as she was heading off the ship.

Then I was blessed by Rascalred on my way to bed with her beautiful words of friendship. You’re awesome, Ras.

Ras is awesome and kind.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Insanity

Pillaging
MontarsorThis section goes first today because it’s how I started the day. Right promptly I took a job with Ace of Hearts. Had to turn down two or three other offers, but with me it’s first come, first serve. One of those offers was from Lordme whom yesterday I expressed a desire to plank for disrespecting my wife’s battle navigation skills. Odd how he thinks I’d job with him after that. But back to my mates, Ace of Hearts. . . It was a large ship and I was among the first of the jobbers onboard so it took a few minutes to load. Those of us that were there first fought bots and each other a bit, before a wave of jobbers hit the ship. It was a nice little pillage.

I didn’t really do much afterward, but then it wasn’t long before Ace of Hearts had another pillage. If I remember right, Maxxedout bnaved the first one and then Montarsor was at the helm on the second one. (if this information is incorrect, just leave a comment to set it straight) There was a shout that mentioned Evilclown was the XO of the voyage, but there were jobbers getting a linch mob ready for fear of clowns, so I told them they couldn’t, since he was XO. Again it was a nice size ship and there was a few minutes of loading time. Someone named Rumbottle came aboard and I couldn’t help but go at it with that name. He didn’t confirm or deny but I’m thinking his parents were drunk when he was born and it went something like:

Mother: What should we name him, Dear?
Father: Pass the rum bottle.
Mother hands Father the Rumbottle, but thinks it’s an odd name for their son.

Ras, Evilclown, Rami, Monty, and AldakBefore we set sail, Aldak threw bananas at me. I caught the bananas and ate them. I can’t remember why he threw them, but after eating them, I threw the peels around the deck for others to trip on. After we ported everyone picked on me for stalking Strong Gregor (yes a swabie) and there were comments about him not running and such, but as soon as that was said he left my circle, then the ship. So I went after Crazy Gregor, cause one Gregor is as good as another right? But the Crazy one ran as soon as I joined his chat circle. Ras was there too, which was good, cause I miss her. She’s wild and crazy, and has just the right amount of bold to her. But don’t worry Zen. I don’t like her in that way. On his way off the ship Aldak slipped on one of the banana peels.

Rami licks Tae for luckThen I went on a pillage with my own crew, Brethren of the Coast, onboard Upright Beam with Taelac at the helm. There was all sorts of mayhem during the voyage, but none of it stands out in particular really. Before we set sail there was a man calling himself Captain Ky (Captainky). I was standing in front of my favorite sailing station waiting for the ship to fill up and Ky took that station. I made a comment about how I wasn’t standing in front of it for any reason and he laughed, then gave it back. I licked him, but he seemed to think that was a bad thing and after expressing his disgust, he said he felt like no one liked him on the ship. I then licked everyone else too, so Ky wouldn’t feel singled out. During the voyage Joly said Tae needed luck, and Tae tried to say she didn’t need to be licked, but I didn’t hear that until after the licking had happened. I like to lick people for luck ya know.

Joly says put down the poker cards and come along.


My last pillage of the day was with Rolling Thunder with Skipper Jones (Skipperjones) at the helm. Joly had cried out to me to take her place on the pillage and I agreed. I was only there for a couple of battles, but Slayergurl was there too and looking hawt in her little outfit. And it was in blues and whites, like I often wear.

Slayer, Rami, and strange pirate Rami doesn’t know.


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Oddly enough the only thing to really comment on that didn’t happen on a pillage today is the craziness that was going around. At one point during the day I thought I saw Jolyma greet the crew, which is odd since she wasn’t there. Zenobie was there though and I didn’t even see her at first until she and the others were asking why I was licking Jolyma. Then later in the day the insanity hit Queen Luci too and she started acting like me wife. Well, since I’m also clearly nuts I snuggled her, then I realized what I was doing and ran off to take a bath. Don’t tell Zenobie.

As I was on my way to the bath, Nicaeia tried to slander my little brother in fo chat. I told her not to do it again or I’d pinch her.

Rami threatens Nica

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Trouble Maker

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Yesterday when I said I went on a third pillage but couldn’t remember who’s it was. It was Jolyma’s. After a lot of crying and begging for forgiveness I finally stopped smacking her around for pointing it out. But the good news is I’m not going crazy, I really did go on three pillages yesterday.

Randomness
Doesn’t seem like much happened. Started the day off with a bit of trouble I guess. Eskimo asked in fo chat for a paint brush. Though why he keeps asking in fo for something so cheap and quick to make I don’t know. It’s not the first day he has though. Eyeore asked if he could wait five minutes and she has an apoth stall so I figured that meant she was about to make one. I yelled that she was cheating and Stalker and Crap answered my call to arms, but Eskimo just sat around with a confused look on his face. It wasn’t long after that he and another got into a personal one on one conversation in fo chat, so you know the rest of us sat back and waited for Amber to say something. Either they can’t take a hint, or they really don’t know what tells are, because it didn’t really stop after she said something about it. Oh, or maybe they don’t realize the rest of us are there too?

Rami starts trouble


Later I was picking on Slayer for something or another, playing dumb and twisting words around like I do and Joly banged her head against her desk in frustration. Only she said it as headdesk and Slayer was confused so I said Joly was banging Slayer’s head against the desk. Joly disputed that and Slayer put a pillow on Joly’s desk. I then banged Slayer’s head into Joly’s desk and when Joly cried out I should be nice to her stalker, I reminded her there was a pillow there and thus it was okay.
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Later in the day I was invited to an apothecary stall Jolyma owned and where Lokiloki and Zenobie were managers. I started making comments about how they didn’t let another SO, like Slayergurl be a manager and wondered if they were trying to say something. Achelois was there and I know she lives with Slayergurl and thus would go tell her what I said, so I made sure to point out how bad Slayergurl smelled. Of course she doesn’t, I just like to say she does. But then again I never said it was a bad smell.

Zenobie and Ramina in their manorThen Zenobie and I went home for some cuddling. We had a few sword fights during all that too. Then Slayergurl came in, but she didn’t want to fight. I made a comment about how I’m not doing so well in my quest to become nicer and Slayergurl said she prefers the mean Rami. I’ve been failing at the quest for awhile now anyway. I was trying to become nicer so people will like me. I seem to remember someone else came in too, but maybe I’m wrong. My memory seems to be failing me lately. Or maybe it’s just my concentration?
mean bots. . . ~mutters~
Pillaging
I went on two pillages. The first was with Fossaman and the Royal Pillagers. The second one was on Zenobie’s new war brig she bought herself. If she keeps buying herself such nice things, then what could I possibly get her for a wedding gift that would compare? I don’t have any poe though and can I make enough between now and February to get her something nice? Of course she’ll say I don’t have to, but I really wanted to blow her mind.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Zenobie is Hawt.

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Not much happened today I’m afraid. I started the day off with tells from Karanga and Peresean as well and an invite from Zenobie to go to Slayergurl’s house. When my wife calls, I answer. . . . sometimes. So I went and greeted Zen and Slayer in person while sending a tell to Fossaman to come get his present. Christmas is over after all and I was half inclined to just keep it. I could use a potted tropical plant. Sorry if you didn’t get a gift from me, I kept my list to about 20 this year and spent well over 100k on that 20. Probably closer to 150k, but I didn’t really keep count. It’s not about price, it’s about giving. What’s the point of wealth if you can’t share it with your hearties?

After Fossaman found a break in his pilly to come get his pressie, I stopped by Goldz’s tailoring stall on Lima. Goldz seems to have many friends and appears well liked, whenever I answer one of his invites, the location he’s at always fills pretty quickly. We had fun goofing off and such, but I didn’t stay too long, I felt the need to return to my wife.

Karanga, Goldz, Merucutio, Eyeore, and Ramina


Photobucket - Video and Image HostingSo I went back to Slayergurl’s townhouse on Tigerleaf Mountain where I found Zenobie sleeping in the basement with Lord Luci (lordlucifer) keeping watch over her. Every girl needs a bodyguard. Crono doesn’t know it yet, but that’s why I moved him into my manor, to be my bodyguard. Lord Luci was all in yellow so I called him a banana and he laughed. Sometimes I hear voices and one is called Sophia (real life room mate, loves to watch me play) and Sophia likes to make fun of people that wear all one color. She used to say I looked like a blueberry when I wore all blue and navy. Then when I was all in red, I was a cherry. I made up a little song for my wife, and she and Lord Luci both laughed.

ZenobieZenobie is hawt.
Zenobie is fine.
Zenobie is sexi,
And she’s all mine.

We just did basic handing out and snuggling stuff while at Slayer’s house, until Lord Luci (I can’t just call him Luci, cause that’s what we called Queenluci) declared it was pillage time. Funny how my wife would rather hang out in the house where she has little rooms rather than the one she shares with me. ~sniffle~

Rami pets Amber’s sheepAfter all the pillaging, when the day was coming to a close Jolyma decided to stalk Reble, and Slayergurl decided to stalk Jolyma, so I stalked Slayergurl. (I seem to want to think this was after a pillage, did I go out twice with my crew yesterday? What’s wrong with my memory? No, Hogun, I’m not getting old.) We all ended up at Reble’s estate right as Nica was leaving to go dock tart in Jade. I sent her tells to tease her about running from the BotC girls. After awhile her dock tarting didn’t work out and she returned anyway. I also got to pet Amberash’s new pet sheep while there. I was having trouble finding matches though, because Slayergurl was too drunk to fight me. I only fight unrated with mates anyway because I don’t want to damage anyone’s stats.

Unfortunately another did not feel the same toward me. The person challenged me knowing they could beat me very easily and lied when I asked if it was unrated. Once I accepted they laughed at me because it was not unrated and proceeded to knock my stats down. This person knew they were going to win, so logic dictates they knew it’d hurt me stats to do that to me. I didn’t handle it very well. I said nothing to those gathered there, but went to my manor, no longer in the mood for fun in the face of such betrayal. Neither my wife nor I take betrayal well at all. I love to fight friendly matches and I don’t care if I win or lose those, but to fight me knowing you’ll hurt my stats is just mean and not the act of a friend.

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I went on two pillages this day, but I forgot to take screen shots of one, so I can’t remember where in my timeline it goes. After the first, which was with BotC onboard the sloop Talkative Tuna with Lord Luci at the helm. I invited Merucutio to come with us again, and again found him playing poker when I sent the invite. That brother of mine, just won’t stay away from the tables.

The second pillage was with Ace of Hearts, and I believe it was Luca driving. (Sorry, Luca, can’t spell out your whole name without logging in to look it up. And I’m a lazy pirate.) It was a nice little War Frig pillage and only hit one snag. During the pillage some moron started recruiting jobbers from Ace of Hearts into Ducha De Oro. The invites were coming from Miniski and I sent him a tell saying I was going to report him, but we were in battle and I didn’t want to leave my station. I forgot that when you send a report you don’t pick what part of the log to show, it picks the last part for you. You have to do the reporting as soon as it happens, not much time for warnings and apologizes. So I didn’t send the report because I know the OMs need the logs for these things and don’t have time to try and go through mine. Miniski was sending me tells apologizing anyway, but I didn’t respond to them and tell him that I didn’t get to report him. I was kinda disappointed too. I really wanted to. That kind of unsavory behavior just makes me mad, I mean what if the jobbers took the offer and left Ace of Hearts undermanned in battle?

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!
(Even though you’re reading this the next day.) I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and got lots of booty. I don’t really have much to write up for Christmas Day, because I was a bit too busy to be out and a bout too much.

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I started the day hanging out with my crew and then we noticed a skelly mission. I stopped by my manor and grabbed some rags and then went off to fight skellies for the first time on this ocean. Sullylane didn’t bring junk with her though and all she had on her was the white on white corset my wife, Zenobie, gave her for Christmas. We all lost the first fight and the skellies took that from her. Neither Sully nor I were quick enough to jump into the second fight, but it was won and the three of us –Crono was there too- checked the list to see who got her corset. It was Pompom. Pompom joined our little circle and we all greeted her. Sully tried to buy back the corset, but if I’m not mistaken, Pompom gave it back to her for free and wished us all a Merry Christmas. You’re awesome Pompom, thanks.

Pompom with Crono, Sullylane, and Ramina


Later in the day Loki made a comment about the crowd over on the Tigerleaf docks so I went there to see what was going on. Maybe it’s my lack of OM envy, but I didn’t even see him, Luckysun, standing there for the longest time, I was too caught up with thoughts of stalking Loki and Arrgaretha who was also there. OMs are people too, just like the rest of us, they just have more responsibility and thus work more than they play. While the rest of us are out getting booty, they’re listening to the complaints and cries of the pirates. I appreciate all they do, but don’t really like to bug them, so I avoid them. OMs are not on my stalking list. The OM went to the inn and the crowd followed. I went to my cabin to check on some things, but then Loki said they had two more openings in the match. I went to the inn, but the openings were not on the same team as Loki, and I don’t have a death wish. I laughed at him for thinking I’d pick the side that he was against, even if Arrgy (stole the pet name from someone in her crew that cried it out to her during the match, think it was Possidon.) and Luckysun were on that side.

People crowd around Luckysun on the docks, making stalking impossible for Rami there


Photobucket - Video and Image HostingThen I went over to Slayergurl’s place because my wife was there and we did some cuddling, some snuggling, some huggling, and oddly enough a lot of talking. My big brother Merucutio stopped by as well, and Onnika as well. Mer asked how we made as much money as we all do and we just told him we go on good pillages. I said I’d invite him the next time our crew went out and it wasn’t long after that Jolyma said she wanted to start a pillage.

Pillaging
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingAs mentioned above, I went out with Brethren of the Coast with Jolyma at the helm. She kept saying she was Rusty, but I still call her Joly. We did well for a short pillage and I’m sure Mer will want to go out with us again in the future. We even got kraken’s blood. We ported after the blood and I’m not sure if they went out again after that or not, cause Joly said she could stay out as long as there were people wanting to be out, but I got sea sick again and had to head back to my manor. I ended up going to bed and thus the pillage ended my Christmas day. Not bad to end the day by winning kraken’s blood with hearties though.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Christmas Eve

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingAs soon as I stepped out of my manor and onto the docks I was jumped by Tikao handing me a candy cane with a tag saying I’d been Christmas stalked by Tikao. Zenobie soon joined us on the docks and I believe she received one as well. If you didn’t, don’t feel too bad that Tik loves us more. Zen and I are prettier than you. Well, okay. . . Zen is prettier than you. I just keep her at my side so people will think I’m hawt by default.

I was contacted by Peresean who finally was free to accept his gift from me and I from him. It had the cutest tag which read “To Ramina my stalker, karma is a beatch but you are not! Love you xxx Pnut xxx” Anyone that keeps up with all this peeking into my log will remember the events of a pillage in entry called Giving Gela to which this card refers.

I then went to Goldz house where he was having a bit of a gathering in his yard. There was quite a few people piled into the snow fort of the back yard. There was random snowball throwing and a bit of rumble and sword fight matches too. I looked away for a short time and when I came back again it was just me and Peresean left. Goldz has a lot more hearties randomly stop by his place than I did mine yesterday, but then again he has a much bigger yard and my yard is full of game tables.

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Photobucket - Video and Image HostingThen I had to go to Lokiloki’s villa on Tigerleaf Mountain and check out the huge maze of a fort he built in his back yard. It was really cool and I’m show a screenie of it if my window had been big enough to capture the whole thing. I threw snowballs back and forth with him for awhile and then returned to my manor for Christmas Eve happenings. (went offline)

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingLater when I stepped out once more I noticed there wasn’t very many people at all out and about. I did a /who on Caridee after she commented in flag officer chat about being safe from me and discovered she was on Lima. I used one of my wisking postions to go there so no one would know I was headed that way, but found Lucathius on the docks. While trying to stalk Luca, Earbeard stalked me. Caridee got away by going on a pillage, never knowing I was out to stalk her.

Earbeard is GM in antistalking


Photobucket - Video and Image HostingAfter another break (kept going afk for long periods at a time to spend time with family) Onnika needed a place to put a sword she got for Christmas, so I let her be a room mate as my cabin on Tigerleaf where I keep an extra sword rack. Sorry, Puppy, but you moved to Opal Ocean and Onnika needed a sword rack. This way she can come and go as she pleases and get her sword when she needs it. She then made a comment about the drinking game being free, and so I asked her to play. I used to be rather good at it, but haven’t played in a really long time. It was a good match though, pretty even. She won.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingThere were skellies out there and I thought I might give it a go, but I got there too late and only got to watch. Except I didn’t watch, I walked around the island picking my which prey I’d pounce when it was all over. My wife was there too, but she promptly picked Slayergurl to stalk. I found Itchy after the battle and spent some time chasing him from circle to circle, always trying to stand next to him. Sometimes he got lucky and found a circle where there was just one gap between two other pirates and would stand between them. But since the battle was over people kept leaving the island until there was no circle to hide in other than my own.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingI finished the night off with a nice little round of sword fights and rumble matches with Zenobie, Loki, and Slayer. It seems to be a trend at night between the four of us. I used to like to finish my night by stalking Puppy, but now I like to finish the night by losing to my crewmates.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Snow Fight

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I started the day off by making a snow man in the backyard with Cronogenesis. He also wanted a fort, so I gave him access to my manor so he cold build one. I then went inside to warm by the fire while Crono had to run off for an errand. Then he returned and Baracouta stopped by for a visit and to join the crew. So we all went into the kitchen and fought over who was going to cook lunch. Just because it’s my house, doesn’t mean I have to do the cooking. I’m a pirate what do I care of hospitality?

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingLater in the day by big brother Merucutio stopped by to hit me up for money. That’s so like a brother. Yeah, he gambles and swindles his poe away, but he’s still my big brother and I love him. In thanks for me loaning him all the poe I had on me at the time, which was only around 6,000, he gave me a framed portrait of himself. My upstairs gallery has grown a little larger. Two more framed portraits from now and I’ll have to start hanging them in other rooms as well. As for the poe I gave Mer, I told him to think of it as his Christmas present, even though in truth if I’d buy him something it’d probably have been worth more.

I was hit up again later in the day by a crew mate, but he just wanted a paint brush. I just so happened to have repainted some rooms in the manor recently and had a paint brush that was still in good condition. Since I don’t need it anymore and probably won’t again until after it’s dusted, I gave it to him.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingAfter a nice little pillage with me crew, it was back to me manor for more fun in the snow. This time Cyflow stopped by and we compared Santa outfits. The fun was slightly distracted by a very rude person trying to kill the yule tide cheer on flag officer chat, but I didn’t let her get to me too much. We went out into the yard and with the help of Wackystar, (she bought the snowman) the three of us built another snowman. After the wacky Star left again Cyflow wanted to get into a snowball fight, but I had all the snowballs, so he ran instead. Various friends started to come and go from the manor as they pleased, which is fine with me. Makes me feel liked. So surrounded by hearties and snow the fun and games continued with a few snowballs thrown, a few rumble matches lost, and a snow fort built where I barricaded myself in. Participants in that fun included Cyflow, Slayergurl, Onnika, Monlizzy, Slashyun, Goldz, Ducklin, Masee, Merucutio, and Reble, though not all at the same time. But as you can see, all my siblings popped in for a visit at one point or another, and they were all there at the same time. Thanks everyone for the spontaneous fun.

Rami’s hearties in her yard


Pillaging
I went on a pillage with Brethren of the Coast with Lord Luci (lordlucifer) at the helm. Stalker jumped ship while in port to go paint a ship of his own, but then made it back in time to pillage. We actually went on two pillages, but I had to rest in between them because I got a little sea sick, but I made back more poe than I gave Merucutio so all is well.

Right before the pillage I was making comments about how my hands would freeze to the ice covered ropes and then when I’d pull away it’d rip my flesh. Onnika suggested I lick my hands and Stalker said that’d only work if I didn’t have metal hands. Yes, our crew is insane.

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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Our Baby

First off, let me start by saying the following took place on the day of December 20, 2006. I’ve been on shore leave (not online) the last two days so am really slow getting this up here. Though feel free to make up wondrous stories in your heads of where Ramina went, why she went there, and what she did.

ocean frozeI started the day off with a sloop pillage with Royal Pillagers onboard Our Baby. Amber and Reble can’t have kids you see, so they adopted their ship. While on that pillage however the oceans froze. We were about to attack a ship, but then we just sat there for what seemed the longest time. We all fought over who was going to tell the OM, then realized there was no OM. Then there was widespread panic and chaos. The oceans unfroze and we promptly headed for port where Amber and Reble had trouble getting off their own ship. I made it to the dock alright, but then shortly thereafter found myself in a parallel demission. It all looked the same, except I didn’t exist in the /who and saw no one on the dock the /who said was there. I eventually made it safely to my manor, and eventually everything was fixed.

After resting all that off a bit, I then proceeded to challenge people to rumble or sword fighting. Wasn’t really in the mood for defeat that day, whether it be mine or another’s, so I didn’t fight as much as I normally do.

I took another really long rest and came back in time to catch the very end of the crew Christmas Party. Really sorry I missed it though and it broke up shortly after my arrival there. It was kinda funny though, cause early in the morning, Zenobie was afraid she wasn’t going to make it and then gave me all the presents to hand out, but then when I found out I wasn’t going to be able to make it, I gave all the presents to Jolyma to hand out.

BotC at their Christmas Party


Lani laughs too much and Rami says it’s cause she’s insane. Then I went on a pillage with Callandor and stayed up most the night, until I just couldn’t keep my eyes open any longer. It was kinda strange because it wasn’t a crew that’s in the Imperial Coalition flag and so they just didn’t laugh at me as much as I’m used to. It’s always odd when I’m the only one laughing at myself. After a few battles though they warmed up to my madness and the laughter started. Someone had told Lani I was a stalker and she asked me about that. I tried to deny it, but I’m not sure the licking helped cover my story very well. It really wasn’t a bad pillage at all, I found the people quite delightful.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Stay away from me wife!

Randomness Rami fights Shimo
I started the day by challenging Cyflow to a battle for daring to think about visiting my wife. It was a friendly unrated rumble match in which he won. He seemed surprised, but I conceded that he could visit my wife anyway. After that Zen attacked Shimo and I had to challenge him too for not dodging. Other than challenging people throughout the day, I didn’t really do much. I just stayed in my manor mostly due to feeling a little under the weather.

Though I did pop over to my neighbors Lawson and Tikao’s to exchange gifts. I fear they got Zen and I a better gift than we got them. Heck, I don’t even know what color of tropical plant I gave them. It was supposed to be purple to go with their living room, but I delivered four at once and the tropical plants are cursed right now. They might have ended up with a tan one. It’s all part of their Christmas surprise. The color being the surprise. But now three others of you out there know you also got tropical plants and one is purple. One is really the red it appears, so someone got what it looks like they got.

My officer badge wore out today so I was afraid I’d be missing good stuff on flag officer chat and had asked Crono to make sure no one used it. He reported all was clear, but then just to make sure I also asked Amberash to make sure no one used fo chat without me. Then Crono reported to me, that Amber broke the silence. But it’s alright, because she was just trying to help me out.
Amber asked people not to use FO chat for Rami


After the pillaging and merchant run with my crew (see below) Slayergurl kicked me so I planked her. She then reduced me down to cabin person, and Zenobie was taking her side. So I ran to the manor and locked Zen out. I eventually let her back in of course and was restored back to fleet officer. Sometimes Slayer and Zen just get a little EMO and I have to step back and avoid them until the tantrums are over.

Right before bedtime, there was some friendly sparing going on among the crew that was still awake. First I kept challenging Zenobie, then she challenged Loki, so I fought Slayergurl. After defeating Slayergurl and seeing Loki defeat my wife, I decided that Loki and I had to battle to try and avenge our lovers. Zenobie was avenged. Then after that rumble match I was gonna get some sleep, but Loki still wanted to rumble. I think it’s because he almost had me. But I’d been rumbling a lot and wanted to sword fight even though he’s so much better at it than I am. But he let me win. Thanks, Lokiloki. ^_^

PillagingRami follows Zen
I pillaged with Bretheren of the Coast, we were a little slow getting started, because after we loaded the ship up with everyone my wife Zenobie decides it’s nap time. We waited, and waited, and waited. Then Kawasaki fell asleep too, and Queenluci was so bored she challenged me to rumble. I can’t remember which of us won, but it’s the fighting I like, winning is just a bonus. By the time our match was done, Zen was starting to wake up. So then we got underway and had a nice little pillage. There was one fight though where Zenobie was the first to get knocked out and then I was second, so I said I had to follow my wife. Though I guess avenging her would have been better?

BotC waiting to pillage


I went on another pillage with BtoC, or tried to anyway. They told me to hop on right as the ship was nearing port and sailing for less than half a league killed my sailing stats. So I had to go hop on a navy ship to try and repair it. Though really it didn’t hurt my stats that bad, it brought me down ocean wide, but my archipelago standing was still legendary. But then the crew went on a merchant run, so I hopped onboard a merchant brig with the rest of them. I think I might have been on one before with Peterljr (old captain when I was SO in Imperial Viridian), but that was a really long time ago. When asked to move over to carp I totally didn’t know where I was going. I wandered around deck looking for a carp station, not realizing they were all below.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Maiden Voyage

Randomness
Zenobie, Rami, and Merucutio
Well, didn’t do much really, mostly spent the day goofing off with my wife and crew when I wasn’t on a pillage. Playfully jobbed Crono into BotC when Jolyma tried to greet him in our crew chat, and he in turned jobbed me back. Then he took me on a pillage. Then he tried to steal my wife into his crew in hopes I’d follow. There was some playful recruiting back and forth from BotC and Pole Star, but none of it was meant. We don’t really want to steal each other. We’re already in the same flag and that’s good enough.

I also did a lot of fun sparing with friends in unrated rumble and sword fight games. I think I accidentally did a rated rumble one against someone and caused their stat to drop. Sorry about that. I just like to fight people.

While onboard Amber’s new war frig, Social Shiner, Earbeard responded to my request that someone write a ballad of the hawt pirate Zenobie and threw my name into the song as well.
Earbeard writes a song


Pillaging Social Shiner
Went on a small pilly on a sloop with Pole Star and Crono in the morning. Then later I went out with Midnight Aurora on a sloop with Slashy at the helm, but then Amberash announced her maiden voyage of a war frig and my big sister, Monlizzy demanded her man port right away so we could all go. We had Collibri with us anyway, and she kinda needed to go on that maiden voyage to support her own crew. Royal Pillagers. Both Amberash and Reble shared the battle nav duties on that voyage. I think it’s rather cute how they share everything. ^_~ I had to jump off ship during that voyage cause I got a bit sea sick, but then I hopped back on again in time to catch the last few battles and taunt and torment the jobbers and crew or Royal Pillagers.

Stalking
Well, as you can see above I caught up with Earbeard on Amber’s pilly, but at the first mention of stalking he ran to hide. I did get to stalk Crono’s crew though while jobbed into Pole Star.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Slacker!

Guess who missed a day in her log? Yep, that's right. Everyone's favorite stalker, Rami. Look at her pretending to work at her desk. . . what a slacker! And boy is she late on yesterday too or what?


Rami at her desk


I'll probably never get back to that day to write it up, so below is a screenie I took on Dec 15 (keeping in mind the dates on this log are normally marked as the day after they really were. Cause I wait until after midnight or the next day to write the entry.)

This is Masee and some BotC dancing at Slayergurl's townhouse.


dancing


I'd like to take this time to also mention I have a little pirate family. ( they're not related to me in real life ) My siblings in order of age are Merucutio, Monlizzy, then Masee is younger than me. Eyeore is our aunt.

I'd also like to note that all my screen shots are hosted by Photobucket.


Photobucket.com image hosting and photo sharing
Well, looks like I won't get yesterday ( Dec 16 ) up either. Sorry about that guys. Just have a busy last two days.