Dockpressed by Fally

I didn't emerge from my house until it was really late but Falbard asked me to join him and the Bandits on a pillage and so I did.




Then I went to sleep and that's pretty much all I did for the day. I don't really know what happened on the voyage, becuase I had hardcore puzzle vision.

Carp Yer Wood [Ara]

Against my better judgment, I went on a flotilla with Bootleg Bandits. I say it was against my better judgment because I really hate going on flotillas. I find them more boring than watching a landlubber sleep. Not that I ever watch people sleep, that’d be a creepy stalker thing.



Dai and Jax came and Dai admitted she has him on a tight leash. Though by the way she held his cannon the entire trip, I think he gets as much as he gives in that relationship. I pretended not to notice and kept playing with my wood. . . at my carpentry station.


When the ship came out to rejob, I jumped it. I think others were jumping ship too, but the flotilla had taken everything I had and I had to flee. I really want to support my flag mates when they go into these things, but I just find them so boring and an overdose of boredom makes me tired.

Doorway Meeting [Ara]

I went on a pillage with Bootleg Bandits on one of their larger ships. Tikao and Chavez were wearing masks to try and hide from me, but I know they anywhere and it didn’t work. After the voyage I proceeded to attack them as I always do. I had a rope so I tired up Chavez.


I left the ship and stalked Captain Corn for a little bit. He had an extra broken bottle and I didn’t have room for it, so he gave it to my minion Chrena.


Then I went back home and found Chavez and Tikao having a meeting right inside the front door. They really should go somewhere private for their meetings. Ramina came with me and she decided it was her turn to stab both of them.


Then I threw some love around and went to sleep.

Fate

Kayos found Phae. She’d been gone a long time and he hadn’t seen her in forever.


I went on a pillage (I think it was a pillage) with Captainflood and his crew. Smarfle I believe drove, though I can’t remember. I matched both him and the ship. It was a sign that we are fated to be together. Though I think he told me it wasn’t his ship, that it was Smarfle’s. I still claim fate. Though Flood might still need convincing, that’s why he divorced me.


After the pillage I stalked him to an inn and just stood around for a bit. He started playing the hearts of others, so I left.


I joined Bootleg Bandits on a pillage with Falbard at the helm.


Someone at one point asked when we planned to port and I told them in 10 hours. I told them it was a 24 hour pillage and we’d already been out awhile, but weren’t done yet. Jax backed me up and agreed. In reality it’s been a long time since I’ve been on a 24 hour pillage.


Then I officially added Falbard to my hearty list. Which is odd ‘cause I’ve been counting him among my hearties for a long time.


We hung around deck a bit and just chatted and stuff until I finally departed to go get some sleep.

Bravery Lost [Ara]

I instantly became afraid of almost everything -especially cultist and sea monsters- when my bravery badge dusted. We pirates are a mighty superstitious bunch and without the luck charm of a bravery badge, I’m rubbish is anything that requires courage. Except mutinies. I don’t need to be brave to suggest those.


I decided to stalk Tikao and Chavez. I tried to stab them, but they both stabbed me back.


Then I went on a pillage with Bootleg Bandits. Gross was at the helm and Diamond had yelling duties. Chavez and Tik were lonely without me, so they stalked me onto the voyage and we all went to stab brigands. But even they stabbed me back harder this night.


After the voyage Bayne asked where in Jade he could get some clothing, so we directed him to Tika’s stall on the dreaded Lima island. I bought the tights and boots I was wearing there in the past.


Then Chavez joined us as well, having grown lonely again. He showed off his outfit he got at Old Blind Tom’s tailor and we laughed at him. So then he went to change into his black and green outfit.

Tempting Cultist [Ara]

I went to the Cursed Isles with Temptest and Dai. Tikao and Chavez went too.


After we were done, Tikao gave me some of the magic things she found so I could start spreading my Daddy Vargas' work outside of the Isles.

Smack That [Ara]

Tikao gave me something today. I don’t know what it is, but I almost never turn down a free gift.


Then I challenged her, but I lost.


So then we went to the tables and both lost.


I won once and had a rather strange reaction from the guy. That’s also when Diamond asked me about the Valentine’s Party I promised but didn’t throw. I’ll continue to forget to plan that, though not on purpose, I can just see a few days into the future right now and know I’ll forget.


I gave up on fighting because I kept losing, so I started watching Tikao’s fights and trying to distract her opponent.


Tik and I decided to do a team sword fight. Together we win.


Captain Corn came by in his Nancy-boy pajamas.


Then Aexiel decided to stop by for a visit as well.

Arachne Takes a Nap

I went to the Cursed Isles with my crew.


Daddy was there, but they were mean and picked on him first. I told them to leave him alone, but they didn’t listen to me.


We went back in again and Whiterose took a nap during forage. I voiced how unfair that was and declared I was going to sleep during forage the next time it came up. I was actually surprised I hadn’t yet because I normally do. Roseh had an excuse, she was having trouble staying conscious (had to reclient) but I just suck at foraging. I had fetish jars stuck on either side of my screen and a skull jar stuck down in between them. I couldn’t unstick them, so I took a nap. This seems to cause some controversy. But I napped again on the next forage as well. They don’t bring me for my foraging skills.


We did alright, but I didn’t get any junk, just some poe and some hemlock. After the trip we had a ‘meeting’ on deck.


Then it was time for me to tell everyone good night, and Falbard decided to abuse his power to tell me to wait.