Bigmc and Jolyma

When taking my screen shots I really should try to catch myself saying something in them. I've no idea what I did this day, but here are two shots I took from it.

BotC

BotC at home.


BotC on a pillage.

Dark Horizon

I went on a pillage with my mates over in the crew Dark Horizon under the Riddlemakers flag. While on the pillage I tried to stab John Keelhaul, but he said he was wearing armor. I told him my sword was an armor piercing sword and he said he was wearing anti-armor piercing sword armor.

Later someone was saying something about wanting to go up in rank and Tikao said they needed to get to know him better and trust him more first. John also wanted to go up in rank, but I informed him I already knew I didn’t trust him, didn’t need to get to know him better. Of course I don’t have any say in their crew, but that’s beside the point.

Kraken Eggs

I was hanging out at Kayos’ cottage on Labby Moors where I keep my coffers and also use his attic to store holiday and unwanted things. A strange stopped by and asked about the egss.



The blacksmith puzzle came out and I’m not too shabby at it. Much easier than shipwright or distilling. But not as easy as alchemy.



We went on a pillage again. I do so love to pillage and we don’t go on enough. While on the pillage Joly decided to attack pirates rather than just brigands. That’s fine with me, I like the thrill and uncertainty of attacking other pirates. And of course the joy of victory when we win.

New House

Our crew bought a mansion today. We wanted to live on Tigerleaf so we decided against an estate and just moved into a mansion instead. Joly paid my share so I owe her some money for it, but she knows I'm good for it.


Then we went on a pillage to make up for the money we just lost.

Korn Scars Me

Narelei is Evil

Went on a pillage with me crew.


I’m getting lazy so I think I’ll just throw up some images and let them speak for themselves.








Then Tholon asked if he was evil and I told him he wasn’t, that his sister Narelei is the evil one, but he’s the black sheep.

Stalking Sean

I don't really recall this day and only have one image to show you from it. Appearently I stalked Sean. That may have been all I did.

Rami Gets Engaged

I went on a pillage with Royal Pillagers and while on this pillage I realized that the marriage between Amber and Tholon might never happen, cause he’s always running. So I figured I need to marry one of her sons instead and Darkpheonix seemed a likely target. I declared us engaged. If Amber can’t be my daughter-in-law, I’ll become hers. Our families are going to merge one way or another. The Corsair and the . . . . what is her family name?



During a battle Dunkhan and I were both knocked out. He cried for someone to avenge him, and I cried for someone to avenge me, but Darkpheonix broke my heart when he said he wasn’t avenging anybody. How can he not defend the honor of his future wife? Is it because we just met?




I hung out on the docks with Narelei a bit after the pillage and watched her battle other pirates.



Then I saw some mates from Royal Pillagers and rushed over to them. Narelei soon joined and we hung out for a bit longer. It’s then I realized that if Darkpheonix ran from me, and Tholon ran from Amber then maybe I could get Amber’s son Captnmorgano to marry my daughter Narelei and join the families that.


After that Joly and I went to check out Jalex’s house and while we were waiting for Lizzy to come let us in we met someone called Subway. I found the name very distasteful and told her son. Joly kept yelling for me to behave though, but I’m not the one that gave her that name. I realize she could have reported me for calling her a strumpet, but then I could have reported her for a name that can be taken in a vulgar context. I’m sure no reporting was done either way however as I know I didn’t report her and nothing was said to me on the matter.


If there was any gold missing from the house, my daughter and I did not go anywhere near it. You shouldn’t leave your treasure chest just spilling out like that anyway. It was probably a rat that took it. Yes I’m sure it was a rat attracted by the shiny gold coins. It had nothing to do with our pockets getting heavier on our way out then they were on our way in, or the jiggle sound we made when we walked. That was our jewelry.

Store Treasures

We went on a pleasure cruise with my crew, but we kept getting attacked so it ended up being a pillage. Or maybe it was to begin with? I was told it was just for pleasure though and I know Joly wouldn’t trick me into going on a pillage. I forgot to take my medication that day though so I may not have even gone on a cruise. Hmmm?


I went to the blacksmith shop and yelled at Loki for not having any orders for me to fill. People really should keep orders in their stalls for when I feel like working. Doesn’t happen often, but when I feel the urge I expect to be able to work. Loki piled furniture up around me and trapped me though. He’s so mean. All I have to do is wait for the poker table to catch on fire. Who puts a poker table right up against the forge?



I dock tarted with Narelei again. We do that a lot. Narelei likes to practice her sword fighting, as does her mother. I don’t dock tart for that anymore though cause I’d get too many random friend invitation from people not really wanting to be my friend and not enough sword fighting challenges.


Narelei thinks she has to wear rich clothes, poor kid still doesn’t understand what’s important in life, but she’s got many years ahead of her and I’m still hoping she’ll come around. Every pirate likes to horde treasure, but some treasure can not so easily be counted. Wouldn’t that then be the truly priceless type of treasure?

Docks and MA

Started the day off on the docks guiding my daughter and making sure she has a good pirate upbringing. Someone has to and Bigmc didn’t want to do it. She’s coming along very nicely. She doesn’t think so but that’s because she keeps comparing herself to people like our SOs when she should be comparing herself to other greenies. Non-alt greenies.

I then stopped by Seh’s cottage and tried to get my son back. I don’t remember ever having that custody battle, when did I give my son up? He refused to come, so I tried to take my Puppy back instead. I can remember when he refused to come with me and join our flag, but then he joined MA and never talks to me anymore. My sister is trying to steal my family. Excuse me while I go weep.

Night Falls

Nothing really happened this day. I practiced my blacksmithy skills over on Ice and then I returned to Viridian for a little flag meeting. I didn’t really say much though, I learned a long time ago that my voice isn’t heard in the flag and so I just find it easier to keep my mouth shut.



Then I was heading to Kayos’ cottage on Labby when I saw Reep on the docks. He ran so I chased. That’s when I noticed I was chasing him past skellies and night had fallen. Night only falls for one reason in Viridian. He continued to run, and I continued to chase. Then just for fun I joined the fray. We lost and I didn’t make it into the second round. I lost my wisking potion so the ocean is a little safer for awhile.



Then I stalked Lawson and Tikao. They made it hard because they were outside somewhere and not on the docks. They said I was being meaner than normal and I suggested they meet my daughter so they’d never think I was mean again. Narelei makes me look like the nicest person on the ocean.

Pirate Custody Battle

First off my officer badge dusted and I panicked. Joly told everyone to stop using fo chat until I could read it again, but I was lucky enough to have doubs on me and was able to get another badge right away.



Biggy had Amber watch (joke about people looking out for Amber and announcing it on fo chat when she comes on) and I thanked him for alerting us all. Amber asked when the Amber Alerts started back up and I told her it was because she’s engaged to Tholon. Anyone that would say yes to Tholon is either very insane or very scary. She either doesn’t care he’s gender confused and thinks he’s a sheep, or she knows she can straighten him out and keep him in line.

The big event of the day was the custody battle between myself and Biggy. Narelei has smarted off to me one too many times and so I tried to give her back to Biggy. I challenged him to a fight, winner gets to be free of the responsibility of raising the child. That’s the way we pirates fight for custody ye know. No pirate wants to be tied down with responsibilities. It was a close battle, but Biggy won, meaning I still have to raise Narelei, smart mouth and all.




I then found Monty on the docks and told him what happened. I wondered if it was too late to try and pin him as the father, but I must have spoken those words out loud because he panicked and ran away.

Blood Bath

I started the day by going on a pillage with Reepacheep. It was a good pillage, we got blood twice and I received the chalice of blood trophy.



Then I went on the flag pillage. Aftter the pillage was over, I ran after Biggy, but he ran away. So I laid in wait by the rowboat in ambush, but he got away while I was distracted by the pepper Dunkhan put in my eyes. I guess he wants Biggy all to himself. I had to chase Biggy down to Jalex’s mansion.



I then spent a good deal of time telling Korn how scary he was. I’m not sure how long that conversation went on, but there was a lot of friendly banter flying around between myself, Korn, and Slayer.

Then I went to my daughter’s cabin to see her new outfits. Little strumpet got herself a midriff and thinks she’s hot. Though she also got a very nice little dress, which is what I’ll show here.

Why's The Rum Gone?

Today I started out by helping my daughter get settled on Tigerleaf and by helping her practice her skills in sword fighting. She almost beat me once, so I think with a bit of practice she’ll be really good at it. She can already beat me in treasure drop, but I’ve always sucked at that game. I like to play it in turbo with holes anyway though because it’s just fun.

I heard a cry from Smurfsrkool about needing help so I left my daughter with my son and rushed off to help him. He had a sloop limping into port without any rum. Tough situation to be in. The jobbers helping him weren’t that great either, they entered every battle already consigned to lose. With morale like that it’s hard to win. You’ve got to want it and be willing to fight for it. Just because there’s no rum doesn’t mean you’re going to lose, just means you need to fight a bit harder. Unless you’re also max damage, but he wasn’t.



I then went back to Tigerleaf and found my daughter making new greenie friends on the docks. When Tholon was younger he and I used to hang out on the docks at lot too, but he’s growing up and distant from his mother. Excuse me a second while I cry.



I then went to go fix my alchemy labor which had expired. I went to Jolyma’s stall to do that and Loki was there. I got mad there were no orders though and threw a bottle against the wall. When I come to work, I expect to have work to do and get paid for doing it! Hmph. Loki called me an emo for that, but I’m not sure why.

After I left the apoth stall I went to Monty’s distillery stall cause Lizzy was there. Narelei followed me and got to meet her new aunt. Lizzy said she was thirsty and I told her she was in the right place, to just dive into the stills. She also asked Narelei where her father was, so I looked real quick and then told her. He’s trying to deny it, but when the pirate baby pelican dropped off Narelei on Tigerleaf, there was a little card declaring her parents.



I finished off the night by hanging out with Puppy on the docks. Wow, many old entries ended with that too, just like old times. Well this time it was Tigerleaf docks and not Dragon’s Nest as it used to be.