It's Tikao's Fault

Someone asked how much the Alantean Conchs were selling for. I told them I didn’t know, but that Milkchan had one and a real pirate would just take if it they wanted it. Milkchan then said she was going to rip off my legs. That’s not very nice.


I went to where Milkchan was because she’s so pretty and I want to be just like her, but the room was so full of pirates I couldn’t move. I took out my stick and started whacking away until the room cleared out a little. I then challenged Tikao by whacking her with my stick too, but she whacked back even harder. I guess I’ll continue to take orders from her until the day I can defeat her. Then I’ll know that it’s time to mutiny and rise up against her.



Then I followed Milkchan around some more just to look at her. If she finds it creepy, I’d like to take this time to note that Tikao is my captain and therefore responsible for me and all my actions.