Atlantis Haxorz [Ara]

What is it about clothes that one day they’re fine and then suddenly the bottom dusts off? Is it the sea air? At any rate my skirt mostly fell off today and I’m not walking around in rags like a little sea strumpet, so I had to go put something on.


Then after getting dressed again it was time to go to Atlantis. I was gonna turn the offer down, but Tik told them to job me and I have a fetish for clicking the accept button. I couldn’t stay for the second half of the voyage which is a shame, because I know I’d have gotten more goodies if I had. I did get two bandanas and a pair of knickers though. And I got a lot of poe, which makes up for the greenie clothes.


I do regret that I wasn’t challenged to many one versus one battles. I only got to fight one of those. Lucky for me I won it, because my win came during a break when everyone would have been watching.

Defender With Lazer

This is just something I doodled late in the night on Tikao's facebook profile.

Honey Coated Silvalord [Ara]

Today I found I had to buy more badges, which meant I had to buy more doubloons to pay for the badges. This effectively killed my already small coffers. I haven’t pillaged this last month like I normally do and so now find it’s a bit harder to host my August party without sufficient funds by which to buy prizes. I was lamented over this when Lord Luci decided to start throwing money my way. What pirate says no to gold? I still have that sloop that no one won since the last party so I’ll be giving that away again.


After that I mostly sat around chatting with the crew and waiting for Lawson to get drunk. Now that I think about it, I should be offended he said he’d only give me PTB after he’d had more rum. Hmph!

Our crewmate Silva came around and he was drunk so Tik, Eye, and myself did nice things to him. Not always a good idea to stumble out of your house and pass out at the feet of Arachne when she’s holding honey.

Rumble Mates [Ara]

Again I did not emerge from my house much this day. I could not help but go out when I received an invitation from Eyeore however and hastened to her call. Several of my mates were hanging out and playing rumble, so I decided to join them.


Then we all went to bed.

Misty Stories [Kaddis]

I was sitting around doing pretty much nothing. It’s amazing how small the walls of a shack get when you’re just sitting in it all day. I tried to image it was a cabin on the sea, but it lacks the rocking of a ship. Lucky for me, my mate Vespucci decided to help remedy that by leading a pillage.


Mistymate was trying to tell stories, but I had hardcore puzzle vision the entire time and misted about 99% of what she tried to say. Sorry, Misty.

Booched Ambush [Ara]

Today was another day of not doing much of anything. I tried to stalk Tikao but she was locked in a house with Vespucci. At least I assumed the door was locked, I don’t remember trying it. But I laid an ambush outside and she never came out, so I started peeping in the windows until I got bored and just left.

Tigerleaf Changes Hands [Ara]

For some weird reason I decided to step out of my house by foot rather than just whisking myself around. I found Lechandra standing on the beach outside my house though so it was worth stepping out. I was going to offer her some refreshments but she had a ship to catch and leap into the ocean to swim after it. She’s a passionate pirate.


This is the day that Imperial Coalition lost their long time hold on the island of Tigerleaf Mountain. It was all the news when I stepped out of my house. I stopped by the docks to see what was going and that’s when Rover showed up. He walked over and stood next to me as if he remembered me. I of course had to make fun of him again for ever forgetting me. Ginebra was there and she remembered me. I smacked him on the booty anyway and winked at Ginebra. She was across the circle from me.


Then I went to go play XO on my crew’s pillage. Today Tyrade took out a war brig.

Mutiny! [Ara]

Broken Bottles [Ara]

The day was pretty slow. I stalked Jolyma to the mansion on Tigerleaf and we chatted a little about what she was doing to locate a stolen parrot for a friend and track all that down. I don’t know the outcome, but sure hope he’s gotten his parrot back.


Then I went over to the apothecary where Tikao and Lawson were filling bottles. So I decided to join in. And of course I out did them.


Lawson and I were done before Tikao so it was the perfect chance to sneak a feel in there.

I Love My Crew [Ara]

Stalking Tikao [Ara]

I stalked Tikao. That’s all I did. I’ve been a lazy pirate and haven’t been leaving my house so I don’t really have anything fun, interesting, or noteworthy other than the stalking of my Queen Captain.

Very Manly [Kayos]

I mostly just practiced my sword fighting. Though I did also practice my blacksmithing and got the broad blacksmith trophy. I also got the scrapper trophy. And I was confused for a dark skinned chick with black hair. That mate must have been really drunk, I’m not dark skinned, don’t have black hair, and am definitely not a chick.

Bandits [Ara]

I went on a pillage with Bootleg Bandits, but truthfully I’m writing this long after the voyage took place and remember very little. I do remember that Diamond said Captainflood was good luck so I rubbed him.