I was on a greenie and saw Crapulence walk by so I couldn’t resist messaging her. It almost backfired though. Careful when you’re playing pranks on your friends or they might report you.
You told Crapulence, "yer a preeti pira i lik u be meh freind" 
You told Crapulence, "y u walk away u noe lik meh" 
Crapulence tells you, "sorry i dont understand what you're saying" 
You told Crapulence, "It's okay, It's cause you're British." 
Crapulence tells you, "excuse me?" 
You told Crapulence, "just kiddi i lik u" 
Crapulence tells you, "??" 
You told Crapulence, "even though you smell like Crap" 
You have received a puzzle challenge from Onepirate. 
Crapulence tells you, " rami???" 
You told Crapulence, "lol, sorry I couldn't help it, you were there and I'm green. I had to pick on you." 
Crapulence tells you, "rofl!" 
Crapulence tells you, "i was about to blackspot you for harassment!" 
You told Crapulence, "eep!" 
Crapulence tells you, "LOL"