Stalking Hawkings [Ara]

Voyage With Rover [Ara]

I went out on a voyage with Rover. He promised he wouldn’t let us sink though.

Trophies and Stalking [Ara]

I spent most the day getting myself a few more trophies. I’m trying to look just a little snazzier so when people look at my trophy collection they won’t be like, “What’s with this chick being an officer? She doesn’t have anything!” Which is also the same reason I’m obsessed with stats.


Then I went and stalked Dai. I asked for volunteers over flag officer chat and he raised his hand. I guess he never heard that he should be careful what he asks for.


Dai is about as good at the hiding thing as Colli is. He ran to his house, but let me in when I knocked. Flood was then stalked by default, because he was there.


I went on one last voyage for the day.


Then it was off to bed and the ocean was safe once more.

Joly Siren [Rami]

I went and poked Joly for sleeping on the job, but when she didn’t wake up I went through her coffers and got myself a raise.


Then I went and hung out with my little sister Siren for awhile. She told me all about the new man in her life and I told her all about how I’ve sworn off love and no longer believe I can find it. She got sad at that for some reason, but it doesn’t make me sad.

Run Away [Ara]

My coming was announced and people were warned.


Not everyone is very good at hiding though, Colli didn’t get very far.


Then Colli jobbed me, which is even less of hiding. Amber needs to train her people better on how to avoid stalkers. Then again it may just be a trick, because they know if they get me busy I won’t be stalking anyone.


After the pillage, I hung out and spoke to Jager a bit, something I hadn’t done in awhile.

Friendly Greetings [Rami]

I don't have my officer badge so I can't speak to anyone on flag officer chat. I'd told Jolyma that just in case she saw anyone try to greet me, though I was sure they wouldn't have been trying. I'd been dormant for so long I was sure Morrowind had forgotten me. I know at least one person hasn't though, cause the following is how I was greeting coming online.

Looking for Title [Ara]

Quote of the Day


I went on a trip to Atlantis with the Royal Pillagers.


We sank.


Eyeore said her farewells and said she was leaving the ocean. Well, sorta. She didn’t really give me much warning at all but I picked it up in context and then I got really sad. I’m sure she’ll come back though, they always come back.


Later that night we moved some stuff.

Brink of Dawn Wins Island [Ara]

Brink of Dawn won their first island. It's the first blockade in a long time that I didn't XO for, so that was kinda weird, but not in a bad way. Our new little island is just an outpost island, but we were all so happy because it was our first. After winning the island we hung out on it for awhile.

I Love My Moggle [Ara]

I joined some sort of event called damage something for Polaris Point. I didn't pay that much attention to the name of the event, but Moggle needed me and so I went running to his side. He didn't get the island, but he did come in second, so it's all good.


I found Tikao on the dock and petted her, but she soon rushed off to do her Tikao stuff that she's always rushing off doing. We had brief conversation before that about that guy that'd just joined us and how he was suddenly gone from the crew and had unheartied all of us without warning. Before the event he was talking about donating to the crew and then next thing I know he's pretending he doesn't know us any longer.



I didn't dwell on that too long though because I heard there were skellies around. It'd been a long time since I fought some so I grabbed my sword and some money. They took my wisking potion. That's my greatest tool for stalking. We won the second round though and I got a chart. Charts might be more useful if I actually used them, but at least I won, well we won.


I went on a voyage of some sort, but I don't really remember where it was we went. Feel free to comment if you were there too, sometimes my memory sucks.


Then I hung out a bit with Eyeore. I love eyes, they go squish pop.

Jealousy and Revenge [Ara]

Quote of the Day


My crew were talking about Atlantis and wanting to go out and there was mention of them maybe making me actually do some officer duties, which I don’t understand, I thought my task was to just look pretty. I started looking into this whole Atlantis thing anyway. I’d been a few times, but it wasn’t anything of note, I never get anything cool and I’m deathly afraid of getting an ugly injury. I’d hate to lose a limb or an eye, but a starfish would be pretty so that’d be okay. I went out with the Royal Pillagers, but they had the curse of the bad jobbers.

I hopped around so many ships I can’t really remember clearly everything that was done. It was a nice and busy day, but those are the types of days I like. I do remember going into a flotilla with my crew. They had me XO, because they said I’m good at yelling at people. It was nice though, I didn’t have to yell very much. Just had one little greenie that almost gave me troubles, but I scared her into working so all is good. I had decided to try the whole girlfriend thing and claimed Phaedroa as my own. While on the pillage I tried to make her jealous with Ruin, but Phae didn’t get jealous. On the plus side though I gained a hearty in Ruin.

I was walking around and making sure people were working and not sleeping. Occasionally I’d hop on a station if that one needed help and everyone was working. Eyeore decided not to work though and started following me around. So I led her to an open sail station and put her to work. Nice try though, Eye.


After that we went on a pillage in a Baghlah. I wasn’t XOing then so I just hopped on my station and was ready to do my job. There was one annoying jobber however that kept jumping stations when Lawson had said he only wanted two on carp and two on bilge, so she kept messing up the count. Tikao or Lawson were constantly having to ask for someone from one of those to go to the other, which was often our new guy, Gunnpowder. But I liked that, it showed good teamwork and a willingness to do as his officers asked, and he did it voluntarily without being told directly. Finally I had enough and told the little station hopper causing the trouble to stay put or else. This was just after she’d hopped from carp to bilge, leaving carp with one and bilge with three. She was wise enough to go back to carp when I called her out on it.

We ported and were just standing around being our normal crew loving selves –and talking about how we were all annoyed by that station hopper- when a new guy showed up. He was all pretty and so I got to pet him. He wanted a fun loving crew and so walking in on us when we’re hanging around deck and just having fun was probably a good first impression. I think everyone’s first impression of him was also good. He seemed to fit right in as if he’d always been one of us.

Gunn The Greenie [Ara]

We moved some ships around and though we weren’t getting paid I came anyway. I demanded pay and got my pay in advance. Not very wise when dealing with pirates, but I stuck around and worked despite that. Then I even helped with a second ship as well.






We also did a little pillage, but there was trouble getting jobbers and adequate sailors so we turned back around and ported. Actually we did this before the other and I’m telling you events out of order, but you’ll get over it or I’ll wave my dagger at you. We got ourselves a new pet greenie anyway. He seems cool and I’m sure he’ll fit right in.

Honey for Arachne

Quote of the Day


I can’t really repeat it all here but there was a lot of talk about honey and how it can be used in relaxing ways. I see honey in a whole new light now. And since Dai brought up the conversation, I’ve decided to stalk him. . . with my honey.


We went on a pillage, well actually we were on the pillage when the honey topic came up and distracted us, or at least me. Tik put into port and everyone scattered to the chamber pot.