Flood Leaves Ara For Another Woman

I stalked Flood to an inn where I found him drinking.


While I was still standing there however he ran off to another island. I thought maybe he was playing chase, so I followed only to find him in the villa of another woman.


I checked and she's way better at everything than me and has lots of houses and familiars and stuff, which means she's also way more rich than me. --->Dyrbar

Tikao showed up right about that time so I cried to her about it. She offered to run the other woman through until she heard it was Dyrbar. When your man cheats on you with a woman that's ultimate in sword fighting, there's not much you or your friends can do about it.


I was so distraught, I just had to go to bed.

Vagrant Hearties

I was in my counting house counting my money when I was stalked by Seavagrant. He's not even on my hearty list, and yet he stalks me. I think he may be better at it than I am. Though I don't stalk near as much as my reputation leads everyone to believe.


He cried like a baby until I added him to my list of hearties. I just felt so sorry for him.


Then later in the day I went out on his mango ship for a pillage.


While there I found someone else who was ready for Halloween. Really I think she was dead, but let's pretend it was for Halloween so I'm not alone in being early.

Random Image

It's a busy day and I've not the time to write a full post about yesterday right now, so I'll share this random image to tie you all over. Though if you're late reading this, then yesterday's post is back dated and shows as being posted before this does. lol

This is Arachne from Bang Howdy. Or was a few years ago when I tried the game, probably couldn't find that account now if I wanted to.


Thanks for reading and hanging out with me online so I have things to write about. ♥

Ara Lost in a Fight

I went on a pillage with Smarffe. Captain Flood was there too at first, but then he left to do a competition.


I got a brass button. Not sure what I'd do with only one, a nice coat will take many more.


After the voyage I joined Captain Flood to fight some skellies. There was some annoying kid that kept telling us how many more pirates we needed when the skellies would say something like, “16 of us could beat 13 of you.” I put up with him to fight the skellies, but then when it came time and I tried to vote to start the fray, they gave me my money back and said they didn't want to fight me today. Damn undead things!



After the fight with the skellies Captain Flood fought with Starenigma. I didn't actually watch the fight, as me rum mug needed to be refilled. I had told Flood I'd avenge him if he lost and when I came back it was to see that he'd done just that. Only while I was gone the men seemed to have put me up for grabs and I suddenly find myself being owned by Star. I still own Flood though, if he thinks he can get away that easy he's mistaken. You'd think he'd know by now.



I challenged Starenigma to a battle anyway, got lucky and won. Flood was avenged and I think I own myself once more. From what I'm told of Starenigma's skill with a blade however, I fear he may have let me win.




I asked Starenigma if he liked my Halloween outfit, but he said it was too soon to be wearing it.

Mango Fruit Salad: With Orange Slices

I decided that it was time to grace my crew with my presence once more. They have been deprived of the wonder that is me long enough and I should be cruel to them no longer. Tikao of course had to show off as soon as I got there and won some sort of competition.


I then decided to stalk Flood while he was out buying clothes. Unfortunately he wasn't completely out of clothing and was wandering around in rags while he did his shopping.


Tikao then called me to pillage and I was going to tell her to shove it, but for some reason I instead told her to tell the captain, Seavagrant, to job me. So off we went on his mango-fruit-salad-with-orange-slices ship. He was kind enough to pass out cookies, so I nommed on the cookies rather than working on my duty station. They were yummy cookies. When I was done with mine, I noticed others were working instead of eating their cookies, so I helped myself to their cookies as well. The duty report then laughed at me for a few leagues, but the cookies were worth it. At the end he asked if anyone would like to join his crew and I said I would, but Tikao put her foot down and said I couldn't. His fear of Tikao was greater than his desire for me.


Flood cried while I was on my pillage because he missed me. I think he just wants the attention though and any girl would do.