I decided that it was time to grace my crew with my presence once more. They have been deprived of the wonder that is me long enough and I should be cruel to them no longer. Tikao of course had to show off as soon as I got there and won some sort of competition.
I then decided to stalk Flood while he was out buying clothes. Unfortunately he wasn't completely out of clothing and was wandering around in rags while he did his shopping.
Tikao then called me to pillage and I was going to tell her to shove it, but for some reason I instead told her to tell the captain, Seavagrant, to job me. So off we went on his mango-fruit-salad-with-orange-slices ship. He was kind enough to pass out cookies, so I nommed on the cookies rather than working on my duty station. They were yummy cookies. When I was done with mine, I noticed others were working instead of eating their cookies, so I helped myself to their cookies as well. The duty report then laughed at me for a few leagues, but the cookies were worth it. At the end he asked if anyone would like to join his crew and I said I would, but Tikao put her foot down and said I couldn't. His fear of Tikao was greater than his desire for me.
Flood cried while I was on my pillage because he missed me. I think he just wants the attention though and any girl would do.
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