Having been scarce on the seas for a bit, was getting afraid me captain would be turning soft. Did the best thing I could, I did. I called for a mutiny.
I first submitted a proposal to make meself captain. Funny how she never votes to do that.
Then I stalked me Queen Captain and challenged her to a duel. She's still captain.
Me husband stopped by, though I not being sure if were to help me or her seeing as how he tried to stab me. I of course accused him of letting me win and kicked him in the shin. Though he did offer some sage advice toward the mutiny.
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