On Wednesday, November fifth, I’ll be hosting a surprise party for myself and Lawson. This is a secret, so don’t tell us about the party yet.
This party is different than most others I’ve hosted in the past. Normally I buy all the prizes and therefore can list them out to the rest of my mates on the ocean when I post my party intents, but this time I’m not bringing the prizes. Our queen has commanded me not to buy them this month and to let her worry about. So if you show up and there’s no prizes, it’s all Tikao’s fault.
I can promise games and fun however, and I do have a cat to give away. Last time I gave away a dog named Dawn, now I’m giving away a cat named Brink. (as seen in poster)
We’re not inviting the whole ocean this time, but feel free to tell your hearties and mates. This is a private surprise party for friends and friends of friends, and maybe friends of their friends. Just remember. . . don’t tell me or Lawson, because it’s a surprise.
