Ho ho ho.

Randomness
Today was filled with random gift giving and gift receiving. I’m not done with all my gift buying yet and so when someone I haven’t yet bought for gives me a gift, it makes me feel a little guilty. So far everyone I’ve given their gifts to have totally loved them, and Zen says you’ve sent her tells thanking her as well. I’m glad you’re happy with your gifts. I’d like to remind you not to compare them with what we got other people, gifts were not selected based on price.

The most creepy thing that happened in the day is being stalked by Gela. First she finds me in my manor and asks to be room mate, then after a pillage she finds me at the furni shop on Tigerleaf. I know she’s one of you. I know you’re reading this, and I know you’re an alt. Ras knows too. You’re not fooling us. But just remember, you’re Ras’s Gela, I gave you to her. So stalk her, k?


When I gave Wackystar her gift she called me a ho ho ho as she left my manor. I sent her a tell about it and she did it again. I asked her to stop, but she did it again, so I told my crew and asked they send her tells asking her to stop. Then I got a tell from Eyeore calling me a ho ho ho. They wouldn’t stop, so I had to send a tell to Amber requesting that Amigos be removed from the flag because their SOs were calling me a ho ho ho. Amber laughed. Then Eyeore apologized, but Wacky called me a ho ho ho. I demanded my gifts back, but neither would return them, and Wacky just kept on calling me ho ho ho. I hope the sole falls off your purple shoes, Wacky! ( note to all: I love the Amigos and don’t really want them gone. )

Pillaging
Well, I’m writing this the next day again and thus things aren’t as clear in my memory as they would have been last night. If I forget anyone I went out with, just leave a comment demanding I go out with you again to make it up to you. Rascalred called out in fo chat ( Imperial Coalition flag officer chat ) about a pillage and said to send a tell to Scream, so I did. Thus, my first pillage of the day was with Ace of Hearts with Wiggle at the helm. It was my first encounter with Wiggle, and you know this stalker just loved his name. How awesome a name for prey is Wiggle? Twiggy was onboard too, and I’d ran across him the day before I started this log. He’d told me he was famous and I’m not sure he believed me when I said I’d never heard of him. But then, I’ve never known about anyone that is ‘famous’ before, so why start now? However everyone else seems to know of him, so I guess he might be famous after all. At any rate, he’s worthy of stalking. Right before a swordfight I licked him for luck and he countered licked me for the win. How cute is that? No one has ever counter licked before. There was another battle where I asked he lick for luck and he spelled it the Vangaurd way, lix. ( That’s when my little not knowing famous people self realized he was with Vangaurd. All my VG hearties lix. ) It was a tough battle but we pulled it off in the end and people joked that it was Twiggy’s lick and I said cause it was the VG lix and he agreed, saying lix > licks. It was a good voyage with lots of worthy prey.


I also went out with Odin’s Demise with Reepacheep at the helm. It was a Christmas pillage where there was no restock, so the restock poe went to the pillagers. Or it did if anyone told Chaosdaddy, because Reep disconnected right at port and so CD docked the ship. They tried to steal our Jolyma at port, but Slayer and I wouldn’t stand for that.

Stalking
Later in the day I went out with Ace of Hearts again, and then stuck around after the pillage to chase Ras’ officers around deck. Prey included Evilclown, Merucutio, Montarsor, and Jlynos from the crew White.

Giving Gela

Pillaging
Most the day was spent pillaging, so that’s the section that’s going first this time. I tried to go on a pillage with Dark Revenge under their old captain, but only made it for the last battle and got 71 poe for my effort. I then switched to a pillage with My Last Serenade with Cyflow at the helm of the Halloween colored sloop Kokanee. Msrambonette had to leave that pillage early to go become captain of Dark Revenge. (Congrats, you’re an awesome person)

After that I jumped onboard with Monlizzy and my other MA friends (Midnight Aurora) for a little sloop pilly. Lizzy got a little dizzy, and Slash had to take the helm, but I still enjoyed the pillage. During the voyage I had five bots jump on me and Peresean said it was karma from all my stalking, and then next battle he promptly got his booty kicked. How’s that for karma, Sean? After laughing at him, three huge swords dropped on me as well. Karma is a biotch.

After MA ported, I jumped onboard the Educated Sunfish to pillage with the crew Dragon’s Horde with Daenerys in command. She’s the same one that took me out on that bk hunt yesterday and she remembered me too. Which I thought was really nice. She said she regretted I didn’t get a trinket as Rami and I could join her in a future date for another bk hunt. Thanks, Dae. You’re a sweetie.

The last pillage of my day was with the crew, Odyssey with my hearty Arrhg at the helm. I licked him when I came onboard and there was some commotion about it with someone informing me he was married. I told them it was okay, cause I was married too and Reblechic asked if my hubby was onboard so she could lick him. I replied, “Wifie, and no she’s not.” Then there were some “oooo” from people and Reblechic said she’d better not lick me then. I laughed, but assured her my licking is all in fun and I have no wish to steal Arrhg from her.


Stalking
I was over in Jade and just seeing who was on the island with me when I noticed Monlizzy and Cyflow were together in Jalex’s stall. So I rushed over to catch them in the act because recently I’d caught them alone on a ship together too. I wonder if Carol knows about this? Cyflow took off his shirt for us, and then Lizzy and I tried on nun outfits for the Order of Holy Hawtness. I told the lundlubbin’ Cyflow to repent of be smited by me mate then encouraged Lizzy to go smite him when he didn’t repent. Crono tried to speak to me, and I told him to repent as well, but he fled instead.


Randomness
After a long day of pillaging, it was back to buying gifts, completely my Christmas list, and wrapping what I’d already bought. Zen and I locked the doors to me manor so we could compare our lists and talk about what to get people without them coming in and overhearing it. After Christmas talk we started talking wedding and picking out colors and wedding party people. I’m going to save all those details to mention later though since the wedding isn’t until Valentine’s day.

I was in the furniture stall picking up Rascalred’s Christmas gift when a little pirate called Gela walked in. She asked what I was buying for and I told her I was buying for Christmas. She asked who I was buying for and I told her I was buying for Rascalred. She then asked if she could be a Christmas gift. I told her sure, and then did a /who on Ras and saw she was on the island. So I told Gela that if she’d go to Rascalred’s townhouse and knock on the door Ras would let her in and just tell Ras she was my Christmas gift to Ras. I thought it was just too funny and sent a tell to Ras to warn. . . I mean inform her that her living Christmas gift was on it’s way. I then rushed over there myself to watch Gela give herself to Ras in my name. This stalker was getting a huge kick out of it of course, but Ras and I are both pretty sure that Gela is an alt of someone that knows both of us. We both suspected Zenobie the most. (winks at Zen) I guess it’s possible it was all just a fun fluke, I do believe in Christmas miracles. But I know Ras thinks I’m just the greatest for getting her a Gela for Christmas. I sure hope she enjoys her Gela.