Too Old To Run [Ara]

We went on a flotilla with our friends Bootleg Bandits. Squishi was at the helm and Diamond on plank duty. Diamond is way nicer than I am. There were several I wanted to plank, but didn’t have the power to do so.

I wanted to see if Squishi was squishy but he wouldn’t let me touch him. I think it’s rather mean to call yourself Squishi, but then not let anyone test to see if you really are. He’s such a tease.

There were zombies, so we fought them. They always ask for my scales and always give them back. I never get anything different.

Reinir was there in a Santa hat and Tikao wanted to sit in his lap, so we formed a line.


Tikao and I just stood there on the docks after the zombies were gone and watched the other pirates leave one by one, most of them to head off to bed as it was very late already.

After awhile we saw Falbard and I remembered our failed attempt to double team stalk him before a few days ago cause I got called away to pillage by Rapsack on my walk to stalking Falbard and thus left Tikao to herself. I wasn’t going to leave her to it alone.

Tikao's Birthday!

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I made Tikao a cake on facebook, but it wouldn’t post it, so I did it again and it still wouldn’t post it, so I took a screen shot of the second one to post here. Happy Birthday!

Diamond and I stalked Tikao after I told everyone in flag officer chat that it was her birthday, and that I was getting her Diamond, because Diamond is a girl’s best friend and shiny and pirates love shiny.


Diamond went on about her business, but then Ms. Solange stalked us. Really I think she was walking by and I yelled, “We see you!” so she stopped to chat.


We went to Cursed Isles with Floody and came back with some goodies. Nozosparrow gave he some of his extra junk. Only being the type of girl I am, I never turn down a free gift, even if it’s just an old fish. That and I was flattered he’d give me anything at all.


Tikao got some crossed spears, so we followed her to watch her put them up. I guess that was a pretty good birthday present? Floody, you get credit for it, since you led us into the Cursed Isles.


Then we went to fight some zombies in the hopes another Cursed Isles chart would come out of it. I don’t remember what I got, must not have been anything, or was that dang scales I keep wagering and getting back.