Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Where is Rami?

Sorry, I just haven't been in the mood to play YPP lately. Having a bit of a bad time right now and school is a tad stressful. I should be around again for my own wedding, though I can't promise it'll be as great as I have said in the past. After the wedding though I don't know when I'll be getting on again. Might not be for several months.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

My New Mistress

I started the day out trying to win some flowers from a sword fighting tourney to give to Zen. I announced it on crew chat right as Zen showed up, which was just creepy if you ask me. I lost out in the first round though and didn’t win anything. Oh well, there’s always future tourneys.

Rami mentions Zen and Zen logs on.


I then ran around getting wedding arrangements ready when Arrgaretha invited me to her house for some rumble. I lost several times in a row while there, but it’s not about winning anyway. Probably would have helped to have a bludgeon, but I didn’t run home first to get one.

While there I decided to get back at my wife for her secret lover applications and asked if anyone was interested. Sophiarian offered to help me cheat on Zen. Her hair kinda scares me though.

Rumble party at Arrgy’s


Then I spent the rest of the evening talking about my secret wedding plans with Slayergurl who’ll deny knowing anything if Zen asks her. Or at least won’t tell Zen anything. We ran all around the secret wedding location putting flowers down and the like though. I have a lot more flowers to buy, but Zen is going to have the best wedding in the history of Viridian. Or at least my known history, which isn’t very deep. Pirates look to the future, not the past like some pansy scholar.

Monday, January 15, 2007

The Party

Well, we had our engagement party. I’d love to mention everyone that was there, but I know I’d leave out a few names if I tried and offend someone. In fact I’m almost afraid to mention the party for fear that I’ll leave something out. Though I do know someone that was left out already. I missed her tell until it was too late and the party was over. That person was Scream. I’m very sorry dear, I missed more than half of everything in chat that night. I promise the wedding reception will be bigger and better than the engagement party with more prizes and I won’t leave anyone out on that day. (Unless you’re not online)

Zen was a few minutes late for her own party, but I waited for her and when she was ready she made the announcement in fo chat. I sent tells to my one or two hearties that were not flag officers, and I’m sure she did the same. We had a nice crowd for the first tourney which was a sword fight to win the Zenobie kitty. Zen suggested a 69 entrance fee, but instead I put 69 as the prize money.

I’m feeling lazy, so I think I’ll go over me log and pick up parts of the party I liked or that stuck out to me and post a bit of the chat logs and maybe a screenie if there is one. (If you find that I posted a log piece with you in it and you don’t want it there, then send me a tell or leave a comment. I’ll take out the log piece and write a para saying what happened instead. =p )

Ramina licks her guests and Zen's guests too.
Zenobie says, "hehe"
Crapulence wonders who’s guest she is seeing as raminas her hearty and zen invited her :
Ramina doesn't keep Crap friends.
Ramina giggles
Crapulence sobs

Rami in street clothes with Zen kitty next to herAbout this time I realized I was still in a long dress and striped shirt, which won’t do for the party. So I went upstairs even as guests were pouring in and slipped into the blue and violet corset Zen gave me as well as the navy and black pants she got me. I kept on the blue and navy muffin cap Puppy gave me and then put on shoes that matched the corset which I bought myself. I don’t often buy clothes. Heh. When I do buy it’s normally just a long dress. Then I rejoined the party.

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Kiati said she liked the stripped shirt better, but then I explained to her the outfit was mostly from Zen and that the party was an engagement party. She came without knowing that. Later in the evening she realized Zen was also a woman and if I find those logs I’ll put them up. Kiati has been on my hearty list since well before I was in BotC, but she’s not around much.

Ramina says, "my wife dresses me."
Karanga says, "hehe"
Karanga says, "I'm wearing pink shoes to match my pink name :p"
Crapulence laughs
Zenobie says, "hehe yes i do"
Zenobie smiles

During all the conversations about what we were wearing it was discovered Karanga was lost in the master bedroom, claiming she couldn’t find the stairs down. That’s where I was when I invited her, and then I went back downstairs without waiting for her to show up.

Below what you’ll see is a bit of a log piece where the Rami kitty said something and sparked the rest of us to act like animals. Doesn’t take much to get a pirate to act like an animal, does it?

Ramina licks Karanga and steps in Crap
Zenobie says, "hehe"
Crapulence slaps ramina
Karanga laughs
Ramina says, "Meow."
Suzi Que says, "Purrr."
Ramina says, "Meow."
Crapulence says, "meow"
Karanga says, "oink?"
Tikao says, "growl"
Ramina says, "Reow. Hiss, hiss!"

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Then my big sister Monlizzy came in with Slashy and everyone had to comment on how snazzy they were in matching outfits. Zen and I should have gotten matching outfits. Though in all truth I’m spending so much on the wedding I can’t really buy an outfit right now. Heh.

We all sat around chatting a bit and then I gave Zen her engagement gift, a cutter painted maroon and purple called the Committed Marlin. If she thinks that’s nice, wait until she sees what I have in store for the wedding. . . . no taking her bribe to tell her either! I was originally going to have the cutter with a custom name, but then lately I just don’t feel it’s right for me to spend shangs with BotC.

Vennom says, "Ahoy"
Ramina says, "I'd pounce ye, but my wife is watching."
Vennom laughs
Kiati says, "yer wife???"
Ramina says, "Zenobie"
Kiati says, "Husband"
Ramina says, "There's a portrait on the wall by the stairs."
Ramina says, "Called My Wife and Me"

Though in retrospect, I should have pounced and huggled Vennom. Zenobie later gave out applications to be her secret lover.

Chavezxtwo says, "I'm my own wife."
Crapulence laughs
Ramina laughs
Crapulence says, "speechless about chavez and his mating rituals?"
Ramina says, "Well, I heard you were cheating on you, Chavez. . . you might want a divorce."

I asked if I could get a flag broadcast about the party and Amber asked how much I was willing to pay, so at my wife’s request, I 69’d Amber. Then I 69’d Vennom and Zen just for fun. Right after the flag broadcast is when I held that first tourney when the Zen kitty that I mentioned before. While I was setting that up Kiati entertained the circle with back flips and Yoda entertained with break dancing. I don’t know who won that tourney. I should have written it down.

The next tourney was a drinking one that took forever because my silly wife set it to play until someone got 3000 points. The prize for it was a bit of poe, two dead fish, and a two hours of Zen and Rami time. Right before the tourney went up, Stacez proposed a toast for us calling us couple of the year. Thanks, Stacez.

And Jolyma. . I was fighting Karanga when you started breaking all me rules, but don’t think I didn’t just notice while reading over the log. . .

Rami chases Ziggzoey
As that tourney was happening Zen started handing out offers of free love. I would have gone found me someone to make her jealous with, but Vennom was already gone. I haven’t stalked him in so long anyway, he’s probably not interested anymore. I tried to burn the stack of applications, but Ziggy stuck one down her top and I had to chase her all over the room trying to get it.

Lantfeust said he hated the color yellow, so I repainted the manor walls to be yellow, just to annoy him. He didn’t say anything about it though. What’s the fun in doing something to annoy someone if they don’t get annoyed? Or maybe he just finds me too annoying to respond out of fear it’ll encourage me?

It was about this time the tourney was over and Collibri won the two hours of unrestricted Rami and Zen time.

I made a comment to Chavezxtwo that last time he was in my manor he took his clothes off and danced. He made a comment he was paid last time so I 69’d him, and he danced for us. Of course that time I just mentioned was Eyeore’s bachelorette party.

Eye, Crazy, and Wacky were all late to the engagement party, but they did come, as did Ras and Monty. All just in time for the Rami kitty rumble tourney too. By this time the party had already gone on longer then the two hours I allotted for it on the invitation. But I don’t mind. I was all set to stay as long as I had guests needing to stay. I was a bit surprised how many came and how many stayed for so long. Thanks everyone.

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And Thanks to everyone that brought gifts or cards. You didn’t have to do that. Your company is gift enough for me, and I’m sure Zenobie feels the same. Thank you all for your kind words and warm wishes. You have no idea how far a few kind words can go with someone like me.

The last event of the party was a Zen Trivia which Goldz won and Siren and Wackystar tied for second.

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Question of the Day
What was your favorite memory from the Engagement party of Rami and Zen?

Sunday, January 14, 2007

No Longer Together [Ara]

Ara throws bananas at AldakI threw bananas at Aldak. Having, read Ramina’s log I knew he was into that sort of thing. He did enjoy it immensely, or seemed to at least.

I had to dump Merucutio. Evil Clown flirted with me, but Mer said he didn’t care he was busy with his sister. I told him if he didn’t treat me right I wasn’t going to stick with him, and he encouraged me to leave. So I did. Evil Clown asked me to marry him, but I told him he’d have to prove his devotion by giving me a ring or a sloop first. I can’t really use a sloop in this crew, but I’ve always wanted one named Sea Web. ( Name of Arachne’s ship in Nepherasta.)

Ara dumps Meru


So right now fellas, I’m free to port anywhere. Though once someone is able to win me by showing me their devotion I’ll return the devotion and port only with him.

Ara asks Fossaman to job herI pillaged with Royal Pillagers with Fossaman at the helm. They were my first crew and admitted when asked that they sit around talking about how different it is since Arachne has gone. I know they all miss me. How can you not miss me when I am gone?

Slayer Lives in a Shack

Not much happened today. Though before I could step out of me house and see what was going on in the world (before I logged on) I heard a rumor that Zenobie was trying to bribe all the flag officers of Imperial Coalition into telling her what I’m getting her for her wedding gift. Naughty, Zen!

(I had images for the above mentioned bribes, but they wouldn't fit, sorry.)

I spent the later part of the day slumming it at Slayer’s shack. Others were there too and it strikes me a little odd we started hanging out in shacks lately. What’s all our big fancy houses for if we like shacks so much?

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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Ace of Hearts [Arachne]

Today I joined Ace of Hearts (really it was yesterday, but I write these things the day after.) I first sent a tell to Monty asking him if I could join his crew cause I thought he was hawt. He laughed at me. I then sent a tell to Merucutio of the same thing. He jobbed me first, then asked who I was. I tried to invite him to my shack so he could make me a full member, but he wasn’t coming. So I did a /who to find where he was and went banging on the door to Rascalred’s house. They wouldn’t let me in, but after awhile and a few threats Mer came out to me and made me a full member.

Mer asks who I am, and I tell him he’s hawt.


I popped Bubble and made her cry. I demanded the evil Clown do something funny, but received no response. Though it wasn’t long before I made Mer cry too. We had gone to Savagevine’s house where Mer also lived and tried to claim it all for himself. I had been spamming house chat, and this after Monty had told me to stop using crew chat. . . then I realized we were not alone in the house and first apologized to the other two men, then went in on them as well. Merucutio decided we needed to get married and wouldn’t take no for an answer. So I guess I’m engaged now. I like a pirate that knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to go for it. Just remember when I slice ye open and yer guts are spillin’ onto the deck, the answer is no. What do you expect? I’m half siren.

Later Rascalred came back and Mer tried to warm her away as if there was some elaborate trap set up. I think she could tell he was already caught in the web though. The more you struggle, the more stuck you become.

Said the fly to the spider


Then I got a message from Taelac of Brethren of the Coast wanting me to help her sail in a race. I rushed to her as fast as I could, making an apology to my new fiancé for having to leave his side. When I boarded the boat it was Tae, me and Aetos, so I called Tae’s team the A Team, but then she ended up getting Sullylane onboard too who’s name isn’t an A at all. But that’s alright, BotC girls rock.

We lost the race pretty bad and eventually others who finished the race first came to help us get the ship home. We were cursed is all and couldn’t avoid a single fight. I was on bilge and playing with all me little crap friends, but then Tae jumped on bilge and demanded the crabs had to go. She then actually started pumping the water out too. How rude!

Tae gets rid of the water and the crabs in the bilge


After we ported I tried to flirt with Slayergurl, but she only had eyes on Loki. Guess I have to be a captain to get her attention.

My Best Friend Pami

Randomness
I started the day off by having bananas thrown at me by Aldak. I demanded he be expelled from the flag and so he picked up the bananas. Would have been nice if he left me one or two to eat though.

Aldak throws bananas at Rami


Rato and a stranger in ragsI then went home and it wasn’t long before a couple of street urchins in rags wondered into me house. At least the female among the two had the ability to read and follow me rules. Rato read the rules, then broke every single one. I pounced him anyway, cause it’s not often he stops by to visit, so I wasn’t about to plank him.

(insert pillage here. See below.)

Slayer proudly boasted that she was there and no one had noticed her as if that showed some sort of stealth skill on her part. So I pretended to still not notice her. Like you can really get one up on me? I’m ult in stalking.

Slayer goes unoticed


While I was recovering from my pillage. Jolyma was having people help her moves ships for the blockade. If ye don’t know about it yet and ye be in Imperial Coalition, check the flag forums. If ye not be in Imperial Coalition then just take a gander at the notice board’s home page. Itchy was helping her and he disappeared on her with a deed in his hand. Jolyma commented and Slayer quickly said we should report him to the OMs as a thief. I disagreed however and said he’d be back. He of course came back, making me right and Slayer wrong. . . again. I warned Slayer I’d tell you all about this and she said she’d comment calling me a liar. So when she leaves that comment, just remember you already know what really happened.

Slayer wants to report Itchy


Pami is Rami’s new best friend.Pillaging
I pillaged with Hunting Sea Otters of the flag Imperial Coalition with Naninoo at the helm. While on this pillage I spotted another pirate named Pami and thought Pami rhymed with Rami and we should therefore be best friends. So I have declared it, and already marked it on the official forums of Yohoho Puzzle Pirates. (link to the left) I yelled it crew chat too and Jolyma greeted Pami in crew chat, but silly Joly. Pami is in Hunting Sea Otters, not Brethren of the Coast.

Anna runs from RamiI was stalking Anna after the pillage and pretending to be captain and yelling things like, “Miss Winslow, to the deck!” and, “Miss Winslow, hoist that line!” and during that time I also commented that Nani rhymes with Rami and Pami too so we should all be best friends. Then I fled before Anna could get mad at me for all the commands.

Don’t try to run from me, Pami. I’m ult in stalking. . . We’ll be best friends whether you like it or not.

Question of the Day
Who thinks Slayergurl is mean for trying to get Jolyma to report Itchy?

Friday, January 12, 2007

Isis Says Meow

Isis kitty says ‘meow’


Note
I’m sure you’ve all noticed the new layout by now. My log has some new features such as links to sites I like and announcements down at the bottom of the page.

Randomness
I have no screen shots of pillages, so I’m assuming I didn’t go on one, if that is a mistake just leave a comment to correct me.

I did a whole lot of just hanging out, so there’s not much to mark down. There was some alt fun going on so the love shower was brought to you (IC) by Achelois. Lime wearing freak that she is. I of course deny any affiliation with the color at all, don’t go peeking through me wardrobes though to see. If you find lime clothing, I’ll just plead the 5th. (US lingo for “I won’t say anything that incriminates myself”)

Ramina shows off Rami kitty and Zen kittyI hung out at Slayergurl’s townhouse mostly today, which is odd since I normally like to hang out in the comfort of me own home. But Zenobie seems to like Slayer’s house more than ours so that’s where she always invites me to. I showed off the cats that will be given away at the engagement party. There is a Zenobie kitty and a Ramina kitty to be given away separately. Probably in two different types of tourneys too to be more fair in those trying to win them.

While at Slayer’s I also went and bought a new portrait for myself. All three images of me on my log are me with the same expression and laurel on my head, so I felt I needed something different. I got the one with the organ since it said it’s limited time and thought I’d better get it before it goes away. None of my items I could hold seemed to make sense though, but I wanted to hold something so I’ve got a rumjug in me hands. I don’t drink rum though, only bathe in it.

Rami’s new portrait


I then wandered around the islands, delivering furniture and ordering more. You know I have a furni fetish. I should be saving up for wedding clothes and decorations, but I can’t help myself.

Rami pillages Angel’s coffersI also stopped by Angelpichu’s cabin on Tigerleaf and commented about the bad luck he’ll receive for still having his Christmas tree up. Then I commented on the beauty of his tan walls with their tan trim. Maybe I should have gotten him a paint brush for Christmas? That’s all that happened. If he says I tried to pillage his coffers, then he’s making it all up and there’s no way he can prove anything. (see screenie)

Itchy jobbed with our crew just for fun, but I mentioned that time he planked me and asked me be dismissed, so Jolyma did so. Of course it was all in fun so she let him back in and then he invited us all over to his house, which is really Ras’ house, to have a little spontaneous party. Normally I love those, but I was distracted with hobbies (was doing art research irl) and unable to go.

Rami at your door. Do you open?Question of the Day
When Rami comes knocking on your door, do you let her in or lock the door, turn out the lights, and pretend no one is home? (leave answer in comment)

Thursday, January 11, 2007

My Wife the SO

Note
When I forget to mention things feel free to leave comments to correct my memory. Like Jolyma did when I forgot I went on a pillage with her. Though she didn’t leave her name in the comment and that would help if you really want to spark my memory. Just don’t mention things that are not G rated or I will delete the comment. This log is young people friendly.

Slayer, Zen, and Rami get dressed upRandomness
I stood around with Slayergurl and Zenobie for a good long while just chatting and hanging out. Then Slayer decided to put on her good clothes for Zen’s SO test and Zen and I decided that was a good idea too so we also changed. Though unlike them I have no black clothes. Hmmm, I suddenly seem to remember having something with black on it once. I wonder where I put those? Then we went and hung out on Zenobie’s ship while waiting for everyone to come on that was going to be there for the test, or administer the test. We waited forever for Loki, then we waited some more.

Rami asks Slayer to do something funny


Pillaging
Ramina, Zenobie, and SlayergurlFinally Loki showed up and we could set sail. Slayer was standing next to my favorite sailing station, so I grabbed it before she could and laughed at her. She responding questioning that I was supposed to be on bilge and Zenobie agreed. Funny how I didn’t get that memo until after we set sail though. But there are two other stations on a ship I do worse in then I do in bilge, guns and battle navigation. Sometimes I gun better than I bilge. I have this weird thing about not liking to work puzzles I can’t get excellent in.

Ramina, Zenobie, and Lord Luci

They went on another pillage right after to celebrate Zenobie becoming an SO. By ‘them’ I mean Brethren of the Coast of course. I didn’t feel like going out again right then out of fear I’d be forced to bilge once more. Of course I didn’t tell them that was the reason. I don’t complain when asked to do a station, I just do it and sometimes warn I’m not good at it. I joined them for the last battle of that however. Zenobie and Lord Luci shared the helm the second time out.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Itchy Hives

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingI started the day off with a pillage onboard Punishment because Itchy beckoned me so. There were some little jobbers with their typical annoying questions and as we neared an island, Itchy said we weren’t porting, not to ask. Well you know me, I had to ask. He promptly planked me for it and then didn’t invite me back until after their next battle.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingI swam to shore –lucky for me we were right at the island- and found Tikao and Peresean standing at the docks, so I joined their chat circle to say ahoy. I told them what had happened and they laughed at me. But later a little greenie came by that had a crush on Peresean and so I got my revenge at his laughter by encouraging the little greenie to pursue him. I told them they made a cute couple, they even matched. Sean was sending me tells telling me how evil I was and the girl was sending me tells asking me to persuade Sean to run away with her. I would have stayed and provoked the situation further, but it was about that time the Royal Pillagers were out of battle and I re-jobbed with them.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingAfter the pillage, I spent the rest of the day practicing my sword fighting and just chatting with my hearties. Merucutio thinks I’ve been too quite recently though, so I guess I’d better start talking more. Or maybe I just need to speak louder?

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Engagement Party

Note
Okay, I know I missed a couple of days recently, but that’s just because Christmas break was over and I had to head back to the dorms to get ready for another fun filled semester. But during all that moving back and such I missed a couple of days. Once the semester starts it’ll be possible that days will go missing randomly as I get busy doing various things.


Engagement Party
Zenobie and I agreed to a date for our engagement party. Sorry I’m only giving you guys a week notice. I knew we were going to hold the party on Sunday, January 14 a week ago, but I got lazy in getting the invitations written up. The party will start around 2 game time and the invitation says it’ll end at 4 game time, but really it ends when people leave. That might be sooner, or that might be later. I guess that partly depends on how fast I run out of prizes?

Zen and Rami’s engagement party invitation


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I don’t seem to remember doing to much. I stalked Rascalred on the poker tables and licked her for luck. Then I responded to a call from Goldz to go to his tailor stall, though in truth I accepted the invitation before I realized what it was. I don’t really buy clothes and when I do my tastes can get a bit particular. I spent time just hanging out in the manor with Zenobie too. And then a guy that likes to bother Slayergurl came in, then Slayer came too. The guy ended up being rude and getting planked though.

Pillaging
I pillaged with Royal Pillagers onboard Punishment with Itchy at the helm. Give me booty, Itchy! And don’t tell me wife.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Shortest Day

Pillaging
I pillaged with Brethren of the Coast with Zenobie at the helm. The ship was rather boring, tan on tan. Haven’t my mates heard of paint brushes? I was only there for two battles, but was paid well for them.

Randomness
I spent most the day hiding in my manor, though I did venture out a few times to practice sword fighting and a little bit of rumble too.

Yeah, this was my shortest day ever. (Sometimes reality keeps you away from the game.)

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Changing Colors

Today like the last two days I didn’t go on a single pillage. I really should too, cause I’m running really low on poe and I’ve got parties coming up to supply prizes for.

Rami changes clothesI started the day off by stepping onto Loki’s ship to look at the new paint job. It was very pretty, black with a navy trim. I decided I needed a change too and went home to change my outfit. I wear the same one way too much. Maybe I should start investing in clothes so I can wear a different outfit everyday? It might cut down on the smell if I washed my clothes more often.

After that I went back to practice my sword fighting some more. I’ve been doing that a lot lately and it seems to be paying off. My standing in sword fighting jumped to legendary today. Though I still can’t seem to get past round three in any tourney I join.

Cyndie left her tree up too longI ran around looking at the palaces in Onyx today dreaming of what it’d be like to get one for Zenobie and move her into it. She deserves a palace. I like the one on Tigerleaf the best. The one on Fintan already has bad luck. Cyndiepet left her Christmas tree up past New Years, and we all know that’s bad luck. I tried to tell her so, but she wasn’t paying attention to me.

Rami wants a palace for Zen, but Crono only has a snow fort

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

My Zenobie

HotestbabeThis morning a young greenie who considers herself attractive entered my manor. I think with a name like Hotestbabe, we can safely say it was yet another child named while the parents were drunk on rum. She wandered around my house which is perfectly fine. My rules even state that first off that it’s cool to wander. I like to leave the door open so people wanting to buy manors can see what they look like. Another came in as well to look around, but she doesn’t stand out as much in my mind. But Hotestbabe was wandering around and started asking questions.

Hotestbabe says, "you married?"
Ramina says, "Yes."
Hotestbabe says, "to who?"
Ramina says, "If you look in the bedroom there is a portrait titled, Me and my Wife."
Ramina says, "To Zenobie, though we haven't had a real wedding before"
Ramina says, "We plan to have that on Valentine's Day."
Hotestbabe says, "so you are..."
Ramina says, "Married."
Hotestbabe says, "to a girl"
Ramina says, "To a woman."
Hotestbabe says, "whatever"

Peresean hides from Rami in the showerWhile all that was going on Peresean was sending me tells to let me know how much he’s missed being stalked. I just haven’t been stalking like I used to. Of course if I get busy and start stalking again he won’t really be able to hide from me. Unless he goes to a different ocean.

Crono lets Rami hold his squidThen I went to Zenobie’s love shack at her beckon call. I teased her about her walls being tan when the rest of the shack was decorated and so later in the day she painted it. There was a lot of snuggling going on there. We also took care of more wedding plans and engagement party plans. We then went to my manor and visited with Crono. He let me hold his familiar but frankly it scared me. Squid is for eating, not wearing. That thing looked like it could swallow my head. . . or ink my pretty dress.

Later I had another guy enter my manor and start breaking my house rules by asking me for stuff or trying to trade me stuff. After I asked him to read the rules and he said he did, it continued until I planked him. I don’t mind you coming in and looking around as long as you don’t start asking me to give you everything I own.

Rami cuddles Zen until she falls asleepThen I cuddled my wife until it was time to sleep. Our wedding is going to be in a surprise location. She’ll have the best wedding in the history of Viridian and deserves every little bit of it. I have to tell some others where it’ll be though and just hope it doesn’t get back to her before the wedding day. That’d ruin the surprise and it’ll be so much sweeter if she doesn’t find out.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Evilclown is my Slave

Prettystar visits RamiRandomness
I started the day off with a visit from Merucutio at my manor. He said something that I found to be kinda odd. He voiced surprise that I was at the manor alone, but I’m often alone if I’m not on a pillage. Isn’t everyone? But still I find it very nice that he can be surrounded by people so often that he needs to ask as if it’s a surprise. After he left Prettystar stopped by and made a little tourney so I joined it. It was just for fun.

After the pillage (see below) I was invited by Zenobie to go to Loki’s villa. She really likes his villa, maybe I should buy her one. Not sure I can afford that though, maybe in the future for an anniversary gift. While there Evilclown called out in fo chat if anyone needed a slave. This I think is his typical way of asking to be jobbed, but he received some interesting replies and then Slayer brought him to the villa to give him to me as a slave. He showed up with no shirt and a skirt on. Then we went on another pillage.

Evilclown the slave


Pillaging
My first pillage of the day came when Arrhg called out to be replaced on a sloop pillage. I accepted and went onboard. The pillage was with Sick as a Parrot with Reble at the helm. Lani was there too, so there was licking all around.

My second pillage was with my own crew with my own wife at the helm. Evilclown came too, since he was already our slave. There were traces of Narnia all over the ship and the water around us, or at least that’s what my flaggies call the darkness. I think it’s the Void though.

The Void

Monday, January 01, 2007

OM Spam

This day was about as active as the last. So let me say, “You’re welcome,” to you lazy readers and “Sorry,” to you more devoted log fans.

Mer and RamiI started the day off with my big brother Merucutio stopping by my manor. I was running around, planning for my party when he came in and he started running around the manor too. Then he was off on his way to take care of whatever it was that had brought him to Onyx to begin with.

I had bought a parlor badge and today figured I should put it to some use. I’ve been spending a lot of time practicing my sword fighting anyway, might as well practice in a tournament. I only entered two, and didn’t do well in either. One of the people I was up against was Ladadida, whom I know I have licked before. She either didn’t realize who she was fighting, or just doesn’t remember me. Or maybe it’s because she beat me and was too busy getting ready for her next fight to talk to me? Yeah, we’ll go with that last one.

Jolyma decided we needed to have some fun in the event blockade on Tigerleaf Mountain, so we tried that out. Mostly is seemed we were just sailing around out there by ourselves. Wasn’t much opposition to shoot at. There was a party of some sort at Loki’s villa right before that, but I got to the party as everyone was leaving and thus have no idea what it was for.

Zenobie and Ramina in the gardenAfter the event blockade I went back to the manor after stopping by the furni place to pick up a few things. My wife, Zenobie, came looking for me at the manor so we cuddled a bit before bed. She had been drinking and thus had smelly breath, but she sure filled out her black corset well.

But as I was heading to bed, Eyeore cried out that we should all give Aphrodite one piece of eight to wish her Happy New Year. Without thinking, I did so. Then I realized that was an OM type name and did a /who to only confirm my suspicion. Eyeore had tricked me into spamming an OM. Shame on you, Eyeore!

Eye tricks Rami into spamming an OM